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Are you tired of just standing at the edge of the pool? Do you feel insecure in the deep waters of sound? Then it’s time for the one and only H-Milch swimming course!
Sign up today for our Session #116 and dive in with your instructor DJ baq!
In this intensive session, you will learn:
Technical breaststroke: Glide effortlessly through the deep beats of our selected tracks.
Crawling in the bass: Experience how to follow the current of hypnotic grooves without going under.
Synchronized underwater dancing: Let the melodies carry you and lose all sense of time and gravity.
We guarantee: After this session, you’ll be ready for the high seas of Progressive House, Melodic, and Deep House. You’ll never just splash aimlessly in the shallow water again!
Class starts tonight, September 11th, promptly at 8:00 PM, exclusively on Hirschmilch Radio.
Just bring your headphones – we’ll provide the necessary buoyancy.
H-Milch Session #116 with DJ baq. Dive in.
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Wanted Notice: H-Milch Session #113 – Dj Baq on Hirschmilch Radio
[Official Announcement]
Attention, Attention! Wanted: Dj Baq, last seen in the Hirschmilch Radio studio, armed with dangerous controllers, absurd samples, and an insatiable urge to inject the H-Milch aesthetic into your ears.
Time of Incident: This evening – exact time unknown, but likely when it gets dark.
Crime Scene: Hirschmilch Radio – the only station that takes H-Milch as a life form seriously.
Allegation: Planning and execution of the 113th H-Milch Session – another episode of surreal soundscapes, chopped beats, and milky experiments.
Description of the Suspect:
Alias: Dj Baq
Distinctive Features: Uncontrollable enthusiasm for special music, a penchant for absurd humor, and a fondness for anything that smells of "H-Milch culture."
Modus Operandi: Plays unexpected tracks, disrupts listening habits, leaves behind smiles and confusion.
Tips requested at:
"Informants report coded messages via #HMilchLeaks on all social media channels. Evidence (e.g., earworms) please as voice notes."
"Spotted fleeting beats? Write 'It wasn’t me' on a can of condensed milk and throw it through the studio window."
Livestream: This evening on Hirschmilch Radio (maybe 8 PM)
Eyewitness Statements: Anyone missing the session is considered lost until the next episode.
Warning: Dj Baq is considered unpredictable. Those who join the session might end the evening H-Milch-affected. Voluntary listeners urgently needed though!
#Hirschmilch #HMilchSession #DjBaq #ManhuntOngoing
[End of Announcement]
(PS: No actual crime – just an invitation to the finest radio experience of the evening.) 🥛🎧
Tonight 9p.m. CET - h-milch session 088 on our prog-house channel. The lost files greece in the mix with baq.