Wanted Notice: H-Milch Session #113 – Dj Baq on Hirschmilch Radio
[Official Announcement]
Attention, Attention! Wanted: Dj Baq, last seen in the Hirschmilch Radio studio, armed with dangerous controllers, absurd samples, and an insatiable urge to inject the H-Milch aesthetic into your ears.
Time of Incident: This evening – exact time unknown, but likely when it gets dark.
Crime Scene: Hirschmilch Radio – the only station that takes H-Milch as a life form seriously.
Allegation: Planning and execution of the 113th H-Milch Session – another episode of surreal soundscapes, chopped beats, and milky experiments.
Description of the Suspect:
Alias: Dj Baq
Distinctive Features: Uncontrollable enthusiasm for special music, a penchant for absurd humor, and a fondness for anything that smells of "H-Milch culture."
Modus Operandi: Plays unexpected tracks, disrupts listening habits, leaves behind smiles and confusion.
Tips requested at:
"Informants report coded messages via #HMilchLeaks on all social media channels. Evidence (e.g., earworms) please as voice notes."
"Spotted fleeting beats? Write 'It wasn’t me' on a can of condensed milk and throw it through the studio window."
Livestream: This evening on Hirschmilch Radio (maybe 8 PM)
Eyewitness Statements: Anyone missing the session is considered lost until the next episode.
Warning: Dj Baq is considered unpredictable. Those who join the session might end the evening H-Milch-affected. Voluntary listeners urgently needed though!
#Hirschmilch #HMilchSession #DjBaq #ManhuntOngoing
[End of Announcement]
(PS: No actual crime – just an invitation to the finest radio experience of the evening.) 🥛🎧